Sunday, May 30, 2010

Bed time stories


Why wait for the last minutes of the day to tell stories. " i'm the sluttiest sloth in the world" said someone. The funny thing about that is that I was making up some jokes and when I heard that I stopped and just laughed. If you call someone a SLOTH that only means that he is a little fat and very lazy. There is nothing better that listening to someone's stories that totally don't make any sense because they are so drunk and tired and just want to stay up with you just to let you feel less lonely. Be happy to listen and be happy to speak out your mind. A strange thing may happen in a delivery room: " congratulations, its a girl", and just handed the earing, the problem was bigger than that. Its funny how a small thing can happen and make a very big joke. Not just a joke, a huge funny story. " ops ... my bad... he is a boy!", this mistake made him a little girl with earing. The mom is very proudly telling all her friends about how she felt she had another girl but in fact she gave birth to a boy.

Its funny how you come back to your warm cozy apartment and find someone already there! Not just unexpected but also not invited. Its not weird anymore that if you are a little friendly you will find your self beneath a throw on you sofa sleeping over in your own place. Another story that makes you laugh and sleep in peace. If you work in a dentist office and you are helping him finding what he wants, and then when he asked for something very popular and you think about it for at least five minutes and can't find it. You ask your self how can I find it now and he is waiting for me! " its ok I got it" he said. After looking closely to what he wants you look at your self and say " rubber !! ".

This is the funnies of all. You take a very easy game in your mind and teach someone how to play it. The end product is a little funny. A card game that consist of knowing the card that you put on you forehead keeping in mind there is no two cards the same. Well after ten minutes playing, " can I say the same card as yours?!" thats only means that there is only two cards which are the same. The mind can be dumb and very unaware but thats not a huge problem because its ends to a very lovely story that you can tell someone before bed or on the bed and get a small smile.



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